Of assholes, driving and smurf sex…
Ladies and gents,
Do you really want to know what smurf sex is? Don’t say I didn’t warn ya… smurf sex is when you just recently met somebody and you shag them regularly and vigorously ’til you are blue. This is opposed to Courtroom sex where your spouse screws you regularly and vigorously in front of 50 strangers. Have I ever had smurf sex? I don’t kiss and tell… duh. What do you take me for?
Morning drive
As usual, I was driving to work this morning. Was quite enjoying the drive after getting past the traffic. When stopping at a traffic light, a colleague’s car stopped beside me. They commented on the new ride and it must be me driving because I was driving like and asshole. What? Asshole? However, I didn’t contradict my colleague as you might have thought, ’cause I was in retrospect driving like an asshole. If anybody else was driving the way I was, I would probably cursed and swore.
So, my new resolution for this year, would try to be less of an asshole on the roads. If you do see me weaving in and out like an asshole, do give me a honk to remind me. I won’t mind.
Feeling Tired
Am feeling a bit lethargic today. Probably because of the little fever/flu I have. I did sleep the whole evening yersterday after getting back from work. Today, my throat wasn’t as sore and my nose wasn’t as blocked, but my whole body feels lethargic. My muscles feels like they are producing lactic asid just by thought. Wouldn’t be too bad if not for people commenting that I looked tired. I guess you can’t really hide something if it was too obvious.
