20 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Women
Funny cause its true…
20 Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than Women
1- Dogs don’t shop.
2- Dogs never expect gifts.
3- Dogs love it when your friends come over.
4- Dogs don’t expect you to call when
you are running late.
5- The later you are, the more excited
dogs are to see you.
6- Dogs will forgive you for playing
with other dogs.
7- Dogs don’t notice if you call them by
other names.
8- Dogs never want foot rubs.
9- Dogs are excited by rough play.
10- Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
11- It’s legal to keep a dog chained up
at your house.
12- Dogs never need to examine a
relationship.
13- Dogs don’t let magazine articles
guide their lives.
14- A dog’s disposition stays the same
all month long.
15- A dog’s parents never drop in to visit.
16- Dogs love long car rides.
17- Dogs understand that instincts are
better than stopping for directions.
18- Dogs like beer.
19- No dog ever put on 100 pounds after
reaching adulthood.
20- Dogs agree that you have to raise
your voice to get your point across.
July 28th, 2007 at 9:35 am
Some reasons why cats are better than men..
# Cats never question how much you’re eating.
# Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances.
# Cats always look good first thing in the morning.
# One good purr can be worth a thousand words.
# Cats don’t complain when you get a short haircut.
# You can let a cat out at night and it always comes back.
# Cats are never late for dinner.
# You can put a name tag on a cat if it shows signs of wandering.
# Cats keep your feet warm.
# Cats are furry things that are nice to look at.
# Cats don’t have a Mother-In-Law.
# Cats lick their own private parts.
# Cats love it when you go shopping.
# Better chance of training a cat.
# No matter what your cat drags into your house, you don’t have to pretend you like it.
# You never have to spend time with your cat’s mother.
# If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.
# A cat purrs when you serve him dinner.
# You don’t have to worry about your cat turning into a pig when you host a party.
# A cat knows you’re the key to his happiness… a man thinks he is.
# If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.