http://foolkiller.blog.friendster.com/2007/07/20-reasons-why-dogs-are-better-than-women/ Better late than never... Ocassionally maybe picaresque meanderings of a dissembling tall guy. Sat, 26 Dec 2009 01:06:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 http://foolkiller.blog.friendster.com/2007/07/20-reasons-why-dogs-are-better-than-women/#comment-15 avrile's Sat, 28 Jul 2007 16:35:49 +0000 http://foolkiller.blog.friendster.com/2007/07/20-reasons-why-dogs-are-better-than-women/#comment-15 Some reasons why cats are better than men.. # Cats never question how much you're eating. # Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances. # Cats always look good first thing in the morning. # One good purr can be worth a thousand words. # Cats don't complain when you get a short haircut. # You can let a cat out at night and it always comes back. # Cats are never late for dinner. # You can put a name tag on a cat if it shows signs of wandering. # Cats keep your feet warm. # Cats are furry things that are nice to look at. # Cats don't have a Mother-In-Law. # Cats lick their own private parts. # Cats love it when you go shopping. # Better chance of training a cat. # No matter what your cat drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it. # You never have to spend time with your cat's mother. # If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you. # A cat purrs when you serve him dinner. # You don't have to worry about your cat turning into a pig when you host a party. # A cat knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is. # If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him. Some reasons why cats are better than men..
# Cats never question how much you’re eating.
# Cats never claim they know how to fix larger appliances.
# Cats always look good first thing in the morning.
# One good purr can be worth a thousand words.
# Cats don’t complain when you get a short haircut.
# You can let a cat out at night and it always comes back.
# Cats are never late for dinner.
# You can put a name tag on a cat if it shows signs of wandering.
# Cats keep your feet warm.
# Cats are furry things that are nice to look at.
# Cats don’t have a Mother-In-Law.
# Cats lick their own private parts.
# Cats love it when you go shopping.
# Better chance of training a cat.
# No matter what your cat drags into your house, you don’t have to pretend you like it.
# You never have to spend time with your cat’s mother.
# If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.
# A cat purrs when you serve him dinner.
# You don’t have to worry about your cat turning into a pig when you host a party.
# A cat knows you’re the key to his happiness… a man thinks he is.
# If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.

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